like a new car scent
funnyordie:

The 12 Best Autocorrect Fails of 2011
You have to see these autocorrects to believe them.
taybenzo:

GPOY

taybenzo:

GPOY

funnyordie:

7 Thanksgiving Guests to Avoid
Just find the kid with all the toys and do everything you can to avoid these nutjobs.

funnyordie:

7 Thanksgiving Guests to Avoid

Just find the kid with all the toys and do everything you can to avoid these nutjobs.

I’ll treat you the way you treat me.

itshellnothavingyouhere:

If you’re going to be a sarcastic asshole, so will I. If you’re going to be rude and disrespectful, you can expect the same in return. If you’re going to be nice and caring, you can definitely count on me to do the same towards you. I don’t want to be putting in more than the other person. I’m not going to be nice to you if you treat me like shit. I won’t do you favors if you take advantage of them all the time. Treat me right, and I’ll do the same.